26: Sam BROKE his new iPhone 13!
Genius Bar
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🗓️ 4 August 2021
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Welp, this week's episode of Genius Bar is an absolute train wreck. There. We said it... We tried. This episode is sponsored by Manscaped! Get 20% off + free shipping with the code [GENIUS] at http://manscaped.com This episode is also sponsored by Munk Pack! Go to http://MunkPack.com, select ANY product, then enter the code "GENIUS" at checkout to save 20% off your purchase. This episode is also sponsored by Rise! Go to http://risescience.com/genius and try the Rise app for 7 days, free! Follow Genius Bar Genius Bar on Twitter: https://twitter.com/geniusbarcast Sam on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/iupdate Jon on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/frontpagetech Sam on Twitter: http://twitter.com/iupdate Jon on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jon_prosser
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| 0:00.0 | Wouldn't it be great if when you went to buy a computer or after you bought a computer? |
| 0:06.4 | If you had any questions, you could ask a genius. Well, that's what we've got. This is called the Genius Bar. |
| 0:24.4 | Dude, my brain just stopped functioning as we started recording. Hey guys, welcome back to Genius Bar. |
| 0:30.0 | God damn it. We can come up with a job. I had this great intro idea. I was just about to do it. |
| 0:37.2 | And then I just started thinking about all the money we've made from the podcast. |
| 0:41.5 | Yeah, we're so rich now. We we finally got paid, which is nice. So, you know, there's a reason to do this show. |
| 0:47.8 | Yeah, let's do. So Sam was okay. I don't know if anyone's figured this out yet, but Sam and I alternate for |
| 0:54.7 | intros every week. Last week was my turn, which means that this week is Sam. And he's like, all right, I'm just |
| 1:01.3 | the intro. Oh, yeah, I hear him. I'm so glad they're here. All right. God, it's such a mess already. |
| 1:07.9 | We should just like somebody calling to they said, why are there so many sirens by Sam's house? |
| 1:14.0 | Because they've noticed that it is actually every five minutes. And that is not something that edit |
| 1:17.6 | it in. That is not something for fun. That is something that I live through every day of my life. |
| 1:22.3 | And luckily, I don't know how, but I don't wake up from it. Because a lot of people that come just |
| 1:27.1 | they're like, you don't wake up from and they don't wake up at all. That sounds sad. Yeah. |
| 1:31.3 | I think I die every night. Like I have to I kill. No, I don't kill myself. Don't demonetize. I'm not gonna |
| 1:37.4 | do myself. What do I say? I put myself to sleep. No, that sounds worse. Okay. Welcome to Jesus. God. |
| 1:48.2 | Jesus, my 26. I hope you guys are doing great today. Welcome back to another great, great |
| 1:54.1 | episode. We've given. We've given a lot of love lately. And genuinely, it means a lot. I feel |
| 1:58.5 | I feel thankful for the fans. I feel thankful for the people that support us. And this is how we |
| 2:01.9 | were paid them. This is the show that we give them. You're welcome. I know. I know. They still watch. |
| 2:06.5 | I think the show is technically doing basically better than ever though, right? Yeah. |
| 2:10.5 | Oh, with audio listens and video plays or whatever you call them. That's cool. All I know is |
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