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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#26: Romney's Alternate Reality Machine

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2012

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

1- Obama wins 3rd debate, no one cares
2- polls up ,polls down , here a poll there a poll everywhere a poll poll
3- Racism still prevalent in America in other news, water is wet
4- Women for Romney is like like cattle for burgers, I just don't get it
5-Romney says GOP supported Obama. Can I ride in your alternate reality machine Mitt?
6- 7.7 quake, Hurricane Sandy, maybe Mayans were right
7- Goldman sachs director in jail
8- US sues B of A for mortgage fraud 
9- Lolo Jones to bobsled Tears freeze in winter
10 an apology for Trump
Oct 29, 2012

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden and welcome to Who's payinging Attention Episode 26. Wow, we are racking them up.

0:24.9

It is good to be home. I have finished my investors group tour. I have seen more little towns in Canada than I knew existed.

0:33.4

So it is great to be back. And well, let's get right into it, right?

0:38.2

Because, I mean, election day is now, what, two weeks away?

0:42.7

And hot and heavy and close.

0:45.5

Haven't talked to you in a while.

0:47.2

Barack Obama won the third debate.

0:50.0

And you know what?

0:51.3

So what.

0:52.4

I mean, apparently it just doesn't matter.

0:55.2

The third debate was supposed to be on foreign policy.

0:59.0

And it's funny because back in 2008 when Obama got elected, when he was running, his lack

1:05.7

of experience in foreign policy was a liability.

1:08.6

And he was going to turn the country over to the terrorists and surrender

1:12.2

America and blah, blah, blah.

1:14.3

And, of course, he's had a good foreign policy record highlighted by signing the order to kill

1:20.9

Osama bin Laden.

1:22.5

And honestly, if I were Barack Obama, that would be my middle name.

1:26.4

I'd be Barack.

1:27.5

I killed bin Laden Obama. that would be my middle name. I'd be Barack. I killed bin Laden, Obama.

1:30.7

That would be my name because you can't shout it enough.

1:34.0

And Romney, we saw another Romney.

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