26: GAM026 Unconditional

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2016

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces once more to take on a film that snuck just enough god stuff in to make the "faith" category on Netflix. It's the story of a woman on the hunt for the man who killed her husband, even though the only description she has to work with is "african american male." So listen in as we desperately try to fill an entire episode with a movie where nothing actually ever happens; Unconditional.--- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more, check out the band's Facebook page.

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0:00.0	What are those eat today people? Oh, it's a people eating horse
0:12.0	Again billionaire money because that one wouldn't that be been great and switch it up to a whole movie
0:17.3	We're the horse now hunts everyone in this group. Yeah exactly. Exactly. They all they're all huddled into the barn and increasingly small number
0:25.0	He's done keeping secrets
0:27.0	Anti-Semitic people eating horse
0:50.3	Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because it turns out that
0:55.6	Shaddon Freud is monetizable. I'm your host Noah illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right heath
1:01.9	Welcome back. I loved it. I loved it. Such a good film
1:05.9	Fantastic and sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnich Eli. How are you this fine afternoons?
1:12.5	Sir, I'm doing pretty fantastic. I saw an Oscar-winning film. So I feel pretty
1:17.9	Pretty great. I'm gonna beat Leo out for the Oscar. I can tell
1:21.6	Well somebody has to yeah, you can fight a bear all you want but
1:25.7	If you beaten the bear, I mean he's got his ass kicked by the bear you shouldn't get awards for getting your ass kicked by the bear
1:32.0	It's you know what it is. It's that like placement trophy culture that we live in now. Yeah, exactly
1:37.5	Get your ass kicked by a bear and they're like you know what you participated to you get a trophy as well
1:42.2	It's a bunch of bullshit. So tell us heath. What will we be breaking down today?
1:46.2	All right, we watched
1:48.1	unconditional
1:49.6	It's the story of a white woman who's pretty sure a black person killed her husband and
1:55.7	She uses this information to spy on people matching that description
2:00.9	So it's kind of weird. We get to watch her spend about 90 minutes interacting with some very nice black people during which she has
2:08.5	No idea that it's racist and illegal to be a racist vigilante
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