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God Awful Movies

25: Gam025 Christian Mingle

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2016

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heah, and Noah are joined by the hilarious Chelsea Davison to break down a heartwarming story of petty problems, woeful lack of chemistry, and filling out webforms. Christian Mingle tells the story of shallow, paternalistic views on imagined white people problems amidst the backdrop of a storm-ravaged town in Mexico that just stays storm ravaged.---If you'd like to hear more from Chelsea Davison, you can follow her on Twitter, or check out her website.--- Our theme song was written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more from them, you can check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0

The whole kiss was so confusing because she's like, don't kiss me and he's like, alright, I won't.

0:09.0

And then she's like, oh, okay. And then he does and she's like, meany, it's like, wait, I'm so confused.

0:14.0

Like, is this like, yeah, consent dumb, it's all a game. Women don't know what they want.

0:19.0

Thank you, I've got a passage from Return of Kings.com to read at this point in the end.

0:23.0

Chelsea opened that up and I'm meeting got canceled on Saturday.

0:28.0

So now I can kiss you. So, oh, welcome.

0:30.0

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

0:32.0

God awful movie.

0:41.0

Movie.

0:51.0

Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because self-imulation would just be over too quick.

0:57.0

I'm your host, Noah Luzonz, and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right, Heath. Welcome back.

1:02.0

Well, I thank you, sir. I am delighted as always.

1:05.0

And sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli, so good to be a joint to you once more.

1:12.0

We share a taste in movies.

1:14.0

Unfortunately, we do. And sitting 2776 miles to his left is special guest massacres,

1:22.0

as recently seen on Comedy Central's at midnight Chelsea, Davison. Chelsea, welcome to God awful movies.

1:27.0

Thank you. Thanks. I think we'll see.

1:30.0

Right, right. No, up front. I wanted to apologize for the existence of both this movie and this podcast.

1:35.0

Yeah, it was real bad.

1:37.0

Oh, wow. And I'll tell you what, you know, we do this every week and this is bad for us.

1:42.0

Now, I don't want to tease everybody too much. So before we get into that, Heath, tell us what are we going to be breaking down today.

1:48.0

All right, we watched easily one of the best website movies out there.

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