26: Cheese It | The Consumers Ep. 26

The Consumers

Comedy

4.9 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

The guys kick off the episode with an exciting table upgrade and welcome their guest, comedian Andy Woodhull. Greg shares his love for Randyland, while Andy—who has seven albums under his belt and a deep passion for Cheez-Its—dives into his rarebit family history and even suggests new Cheez-It flavors.

The crew engages in a debate over all variations of Cheez-Its, the quality of Ruby Tuesday, and whether wine and Cheez-Its are an underrated pairing. Tim explores the global reach of the Cheez-It brand, and Greg breaks down Snap’d. And of course, Sean introduces a brand-new "word of the week."

Plus, the debate continues—what should the podcast listeners be called? Andy dives into his family's love for Swisher Sweets, and the conversation leads to the big question—will "The Coterie" become the official fan name for The Consumers?

Laughs, debates, snack talk.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the consumers.
0:04.2	I guess you can still call this podcast, The Consumers.
0:07.7	I don't know.
0:08.2	There's been some major changes here, major changes.
0:13.1	I'll start by introducing Sean O'Brien.
0:15.4	Sean, how you doing?
0:16.1	Greg, great to see you.
0:17.4	Good to see you.
0:18.4	Tim Convey.
0:19.2	I'm still here, too.
0:20.3	And we have a special guest, my good buddy, Andy Woodall. Yeah. Thanks for having me. Very funny comic and a great guy. And, man, we're happy to have you here, buddy. Thanks, man. I'm glad you get to be here on this momentous occasion. Yeah, that's the thing, man. Usually we make the guest the center of the episode. That's just not going to happen today, buddy. You are a second fiddle to, well, let's just go ahead and say it. Sean, what's going on? As for those of you listening at home, we have made a major, I don't even know if you want to say upgrade, but it's a huge upgrade. Yeah, but let's just, we're just going to say it. The table, old table is
0:59.8	gone and a new table is here. We have a new table. We have a new table. It's, it's way more solid. Yeah.
1:07.9	It looks cool. It's got two, two colors. It's got a shelf. Painted and not
1:15.2	painted. Yeah. I don't know why that's so funny. Two colors. It looks fantastic. It looks
1:22.6	amazing. We've got a shelf that showcases our products.
1:32.2	Randy, I don't think wants to talk about it that much because he doesn't have a mic today.
1:34.5	But Randy, could you shout?
1:36.5	Like, why did you finally do this?
1:37.4	Did they get to you?
1:39.3	The commenters, did they finally break you?
2:04.5	Yeah, man, I got tired of crying myself to sleep at night over the table, dude. So I built a new one. I hope you people are happy. You got beat up pretty bad, buddy. And we didn't know this, we should say. I found out just a few hours ago. Did you guys find out only when you walked in? When I walked in. Wow. Yeah. It's rock solid. No, I mean, that's the nice thing. I mean, I can really beat it up this time. Nothing fell over. Nothing fell over.
2:01.9	So that's the nice thing. I mean, I can really beat it up this time.
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