Mickey Flanagan is back.

So I said to the waitress.

Excuse me, have you got any ketchup in the building?

She looked at me like I'm the biggest pleb who's ever walked in that restaurant.

I came back with what she'd rustled up.

I brought about that big two chip forza to months.

Bringing a brand new show to the O2.

Extra tickets released.

Give a sip of it.

Now look to the end of the eye.

So, Jess, I'll have a bottle, please.

On sale now, at LiveNation.co.uk.

MUSIC

Kui desu, Kui desu, which is of course Albanian for Achtung Achtung.

Some of you may well have seen a show called WifeSwap on TV,

which wasn't exactly as advertised.

Well, last week, we have ways to make you talk.

Took a dangerous step in a giddy step in this direction.

James and I discussed the likely outcome

of the Germans at Fort Behov, the Japanese and Asia,

while the Japanese defended normally against the invading allies.

It was fascinating and utterly ridiculous.

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