Did you like the one bottle or something?

Here we go!

Yes!

Pit SS round running!

Episode 26, you know?

And we're doing it

right now.

This is congratulations. Now, uh, you know, I don't know, man, sometimes you're gonna start fucking just chilling like it's a conversation.

Sometimes you're gonna start out with a bank. Sometimes you're gonna just start out and it's gonna start out slow. Sometimes it's gonna start out.

You know what I mean? This is just how it's gonna go. Where in white shoes pissed off how dirty they are. That's cool.

Dude, um, when you wear white shoes, you try to keep them clean. Doesn't happen. Bathers me. Um, but guys listen, uh, so I got it. We got to start off this episode by saying we got new merch on the podcast on the on the podcast.

And it's on my website, crystalia.com. Click around, hit store on that front page. And you could represent the podcast. But man, these, these shirts are selling like we sold a lot of these shirts and they're gonna be gone.

So get out there and get your fucking congratulations t shirt or your shirt with the congratulations artwork or the fucking coveted.

It's free conch shirt with the American flag. Very cool. Um, you don't get these cutes, but we're also start getting some new designs and some new shirts coming up soon.

So check that out. And let me read off some dates where I'm gonna be soon before you before we get into this episode full force full throttle.

We're less echoey too, because we got more fucking what do you call them? You know, I'm talking about more of those great things, those soundproof things.

Um, so here is where I'm gonna be coming up. Uh, that's gone. Oh, okay. Well, so let me tell my producer, the Austin one you didn't get rid of in the Albuquerque.

We didn't get rid of now. We know what that means one fire one fire them, but because he didn't do it right, but Montreal's coming up on like Thursday.

And Nashville, we're gonna do the weekend there and also adding shows, I believe. Hollywood, California, I'm doing August 19th at the improv on Melrose, two shows.

Salt Lake City, Utah. Come out and see me Mormons. You fucking the butt. Come out and see me. Um, your virgin, but you still fucking the butt. Come out and see me.

Sounds pretty predatory, but it's not. I'm just I heard that Mormons, you know, sometimes I like to stay virgins, but still fucking the butt.

Uh, Phoenix, Arizona, pretty cool. Tempere, Arizona, scumbag, too, huh? Uh, New Brunswick, New Jersey. For some reason, I'm gonna be there. I'm from New Jersey. So come on out.

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