26.3 CrossFit Open Pre-Show
The Sevan Podcast
Sevan Matossian
4.6 • 721 Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Very, very gentle. Bam, we're live. I don't know how you could go. Yeah, I don't know how you could have gotten more gentle. Well, I was hoping to avoid him getting upset. But once when I saw how Jenny clipped everything together, I was like, oh boy, here we go. I was ass pounding him in the comments in the live chat. Oh, were you? Hey, dude, there's code words that when you hear stuff, you know people are morons. Like when you hear people talking about saving democracy, you know they have no clue what the fuck's going on here. Or when you hear people talk about community too much from the leadership position, I think you have no, you, for me, it's a red flag like, hey, dude, you have a fucking brand to |
| 0:38.9 | maintain. And when you make that brand excellent, the community is going to surround itself |
| 0:43.4 | around that brand. That's all it did. Greg, never worried about the community. The goal was |
| 0:49.1 | is to make sure that we held the mantle for the best trainers, the best education, um, and, uh, the best media and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, I just, was just, was just, was just, I was embarrassed, I was embarrassed for him. And hey, listen, that guy's got, that guy's got huge problems on his hand with AI oh yeah huge huge |
| 1:14.8 | enormous problems and when you hire people based on their genitalia in their pants which he does |
| 1:19.5 | that's going to be a problem too because you better get the best AI people whether it's a trans a |
| 1:25.0 | straight a man a woman you better not i don't care what, they could be fucking from Mars. |
| 1:30.4 | You better get the best ones. |
| 1:31.4 | AI people are expensive to hire. |
| 1:33.4 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:34.5 | We're trying to get one on board right now, and it is, yeah. |
| 1:37.8 | It is, it is a very, yeah, I have non-binary genitals. |
| 1:42.9 | Observation Rambler. |
| 1:46.0 | It happens at 53. No one tells you that. |
| 1:48.6 | Is this the wrong channel? It is. |
| 1:51.5 | It's a... |
| 1:52.0 | No, I don't know. |
| 1:54.1 | No, it's right. |
| 1:54.9 | The lines get blurred every now and again. |
| 1:57.3 | 58 minutes in Dave Castro, our illustrious leader. |
| 2:04.1 | Mexicana Ombre will be taking the stage at Wadapalooza, Miami. |
| 2:11.9 | I heard the weather is extremely warm. People are barely clothed. |
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