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The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

Pat Dixon

True Crime, News, News Commentary

4.2 • 831 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

DISCUSSING SOME FAVORITE STORIES WITH COMEDIAN/WRITER ANTHONY ZENHAUSER

INCLUDING THE SURGEON ACCUSED OF EJACULATING ON A PATIENT'S FACE, AN OLD MAN KILLS HIMSELF AT THE MALL, A CRAZY SWORD FIGHT IN THE BRONX, A GUY ACCUSED OF TRICKING HIS EX-WIFE INTO SEXUAL CONTACT WITH HER 17-YR-OLD SON AND MUCH MORE.

IT'S ALL TRUE. CRIME IN NYC + JOKES = THIS.

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July 31 - go to New York Comedy Club for "I Kill You," and I'll see you there.

Transcript

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0:00.0	I almost started a sentence with
0:01.5	Are You Into?
0:03.1	I don't want to do that
0:03.9	Because that's very personal
0:05.6	No my friend
0:06.2	What are you?
0:06.5	What makes you come?
0:08.4	Everything
0:08.8	Nothing prevents it, that's for sure.
0:13.3	From the smallest room in New York City
0:15.1	Comes a show that gives you a reason to live.
0:17.8	That was one of those videos in the adult section
0:19.9	So we used to lock the doors at 2 o'clock
0:22.3	in the afternoon.
0:23.2	I just had porn up.
0:25.6	And then we would look at each other and say, well, I guess we can't jerk off now.
0:35.4	I would save it.
0:36.2	You would save it in your head.
0:37.5	Yeah. I was like, well, I would be like, well, let me go to the it. You would save it in your head. Yeah.
0:37.9	I was like, well, I would be like, well, let me go to the bathroom.
0:40.8	Yeah, I'm just going to have some stock to put up.
0:43.1	Don't come back there for a minute.
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