259: Spit Pool

That Story Show

James Kennison

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.7 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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This week we’ve got more clean-comedy spitting your way: A bloody gerbil, Vaccinating a teddy bear, Taking out your brain, A psycho hospital toilet and much more! Patrons get your Bonus Audio. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Is your beard, patchy, scraggly, or look like the devil took a dump on your face?
0:07.0	Well, if so, you need Brother John's anointed beard oil.
0:11.0	It's the only beard oil guaranteed to help you grow your
0:15.3	beard and anoint your face with God's blessings. Our beard oil is harvested from a
0:21.9	rock on Mount Sinai, the same rock that Moses sat on
0:26.3	when he grabbed the ten commandments from the hand of God. It's infused with gold,
0:32.2	frankincense, and murr, and it's guaranteed to grow a blessing on your face
0:38.6	brighter and shinier than any cherubim's ever seen.
0:43.0	So if you're tired of looking like a 10-year-old wanting a prom date,
0:48.0	pick yourself up a bottle of Brother John's anointed beard oil.
0:52.0	Because one step towards manliness is a little bit on this.
1:05.0	Oh, it's a good one.
1:07.0	Oh, it's enough.
1:08.0	Oh, it's a...
1:10.0	Oh, it's a...
1:12.0	He... What did I tell you it was awesome?
1:15.0	Oh man, I need it.
1:20.0	How you doing folks this is that story show where we're sharing hilarious
1:26.3	Pre-show commercials from all over the world. This is episode 259 recorded live on March 15th, 2016.
1:36.1	I'm your host, my name is James, and I'm the one that's holding it together the most.
1:39.1	And with me today is John, who made that awesome commercial and Christian's back.
1:45.0	Hey, let's end the show now.
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