It's Monday.

It's November 3rd.

And the word of the day is cayudal, which means to bark, holler, or otherwise make loud, useless noises.

Used in a sentence, when asked about his policies, Trump's spokesperson, Cayoodled.

I mean, it's all he can coyoodle doodle do.

I have no illusions.

Amila Bosnick, and broadcasting delayed from America's far center.

We are the skeptocrats.

On this week's episode, we'll check in with American democracy quick while we still can.

Our trip to Europe matches up with a jewel heist

as a coincidence. And

Elon Musk will continue to try to build a

world where he's right rather than admit he was

wrong. But first, the rest

of the intro music.

Join Joining me for headlines tonight is my fellow skeptic rat Eli Bostic.

Eli, what did you do to Heath this time?

Can't beat me in the points game if he's trapped in an Egyptian tomb, Noah.

Interesting.

Interesting.

And before we get going tonight, I want to remind everybody that our annual vulgarity for charity fundraiser has already begun.

We're raising money for one of our favorite charities, recovering from religion, a group

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