#259: Q The Romantic Cowboy

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

TESD’s first annual list of shithole countries, Q’s daredeviltry is thrown into question. Walt runs for president under the ‘can’t we all just get into the locker?” ticket.

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0:00.0	Hey, Alicia, you know your old man's no fashion snob, right?
0:03.6	Didn't you say the crossing guard at my school looked like he was wearing a burlap sack this morning?
0:08.9	Yeah, your old man stays fashionable and hip because he knows to put his wardrobe in the hands of the professionals.
0:14.5	The professionals at Trunk Club.
0:16.4	Didn't you say our waiter at Denny's yesterday looked like he was wearing...
0:20.5	What did you call his pants?
0:22.5	High Waters?
0:23.8	Trunk Club takes the hassle out of shopping by shipping you a trunk of clothes that fit perfectly and make you look like a million bucks with all the new fall styles.
0:32.5	Didn't you also say that our mailman should lay off the spandex?
0:37.5	At trunk club slash TSD, you answer simple questions about your style.
0:42.3	Trunk Club takes the hassle out of shopping by shipping you a trunk of clothes that fit perfectly and make you look like a million bucks with all the new fall styles.
0:50.7	What about that guy who cut you off in the...
0:53.5	Okay. We almost had it. I got to start over again. No, we don't. Yeah. Trump Club take two. You got to be able to say it what happened. Why? You got to be smooth. Do you have to start over? Yeah. Why? It's not be perfect. Okay, right? You can cut that out. I don't want to make him do much work, though. He's going to pay.
1:13.1	He's going to hear that.
1:14.5	He's going to hear that.
1:18.1	He's going to pay peanuts to do this.
1:21.1	You're not getting paid to fix all your mess-ups.
1:25.6	Come on.
1:26.8	You ready?
1:27.3	Yes.
1:28.4	Didn't you say the crossing guard at my school if he was wearing a burlack sap? Yeah, no one could, you're like, you're like, you got to slow it down so you're going to The first one was fine, I know. Then you're like, um-h-c-cuh-cuh-cuh-poh-poh-h-h-h-h. There was one thing I messed up on.
1:26.1	Oh my God, you're annoying.
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