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It's Judy's Show with Judy Gold

259: Michelle Buteau

It's Judy's Show with Judy Gold

Judy Gold

Comedy

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2020

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Michelle Buteau joins Judy on this week's Kill Me Now. The self described "social loner" gets into her early life with Judy, including attending multiple high schools, unwanted birthday gifts, & getting into comedy post 9/11. Plus, where to buy the best milk in NJ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Well, I don't see the point in waiting longer, so let's see the point in waiting longer,

0:08.0

so let's bring her out.

0:10.0

The Star Attraction, the one you came to see.

0:13.4

Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Ms. Judy Gold.

0:21.0

Welcome to Kill Me Now. I am Judy Gold, your host. Okay, so I'm just prepping you right now that I am having a Kill Me Now moment because Ben decided that his dog that he has with Sharon, my ex, who I am also

0:37.5

in love with the dog, but the dog's not shutting the fuck up. So every time I ring the Jew

0:41.1

bell, the dog is barking.

0:42.8

So I'm just warning everyone, Jew bell equals barking dog.

0:47.3

Okay?

0:48.2

So that's number one.

0:49.5

Number two is, I love this week's guest and next week because you know we'll never shut the

0:55.5

puck up and I have to say and I've never said this about a guest before one of the

1:01.3

most beautiful people I have ever seen in my life, like beyond gorgeous, attractive.

1:09.0

I'm not kidding.

1:10.0

What?

1:11.0

Oh, I've always thought you were so stunningly beautiful. I'm not kidding.

1:16.0

And I'm a lesbian, so it means a lot more.

1:19.0

Ladies and gentlemen, I mean, you know her from so many things because

1:24.8

Oh please, okay, yes, come on you know you're

1:27.8

fucking hot as fucking hell.

1:30.0

No, I mean that is that is wedding speech and I did not expect that that is so thank you

1:34.8

I know I was like I have to tell her but I've always thought you were so beautiful

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