259: IKEA THAT PUS (saltburn's wildest scenes, gypsy rose is free)

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The boys watched Saltburn and have a lot of thoughts about funerals, celebrity schlongs, and Jacob Elordi’s bathwater. They also talk about the Gypsy Rose case and her release from prison, Michael’s sex shop escapades, and hear from a listener that got blue balled on a honeymoon.

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0:00.0	I watched Salt Burn. Oh, is Dong? That was real drinking the bath water.
0:04.3	Go! Gulp!
0:06.3	2024, we're in! Happy New Year! You have new hair!
0:11.6	Oh, I have new hair! You have new hair.
0:13.0	New hair.
0:14.0	If you're listening to audio, he looks like Takashi 6-9.
0:16.0	Yes, I do.
0:17.0	It's crazy, dude.
0:18.0	All those tattoos too, this is wild.
0:20.0	Dude, I took a week and I just really, just really just felt who I was and I just I just did it everything I did everything is what I said
0:27.5	Yeah, and you spell house over your forehead and tattoos but that's not how you say it. Hoss.
0:35.0	House.
0:37.0	Hoss.
0:38.0	Why were people eating grapes on New Year's.
0:39.0	Women were eating grapes under tables on New Year's for good luck.
0:42.0	What does that mean? Why wasn't I eating grapes under a table for New Year?
0:44.4	I kissed a woman on New Year's. You did? I kissed a woman. You know what's funny? Me too. Was it me?
0:49.2	We were, yep. We were in the same place. We made it in the same place. Are we asked of a brother sorta?
0:56.1	What does that mean? What? When you're in the same room you make it out with someone? The girl that I'm doing the intercourse with?
1:02.5	Are you doing the intercourse with her?
1:04.0	Hold on. I hope.
1:05.0	Intercourse.
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