#259 "Gary is Back" with Gareth Reynolds

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2017

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Gareth Reynolds joins Jayson Thibault, Ari Shaffir, The Fight Nanny and Johnny Woodard to discuss the crazy week in NFL, including the Crabtree vs. Talib fight, the upcoming UFC card, and the status of the Reverse Kobayashi bet.
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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:06.0	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:11.1	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.1	All right.
0:13.9	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard Miss I finally got plans out the group chat. Keep everyone's plans alive when you travel
0:27.4	with us. P. and Dau Ferris, there is another way.
0:30.0	For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world.
0:35.2	This is the main event!
0:38.4	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
0:41.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times,
0:44.0	if you know what I'm saying?
0:45.0	This brother, breaking all the 40 yard,
0:47.0	well, this brother, come on, zip it!
0:51.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.0	You call that a penalty?
0:54.4	Who's number one?
0:55.4	Who's number one?
0:56.1	It's the LA clippers.
0:57.2	Boom!
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