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The Basement Yard

#259 - Everything You Need To Know About Vaginas

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Frank & Joe know EVERYTHING about vaginas... just watch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. Yeah, start off. I went back in that. I wish I could go back in this chair

0:06.6

Yeah, you fit your head on that fucking wall too many times a couple times already. It's been good though

0:11.0

I'm the brain damage for the show

0:12.5

I'm gonna let you know now before there's any mix up later and you think there's a fire. No just farted

0:17.8

But it came out hot and it kind of like I got the first whiff of it and it kind of smells burnt

0:22.1

I think I did not as hot out as it was the last couple days because Lord Almighty the last day that we recorded

0:28.2

Which fucking hot that would make me pass out. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to make my way through it

0:32.4

No, but lately I've been having really burnt farts like they hurt you no, no, no like you get no

0:37.1

They smell like a like I get scared of like you know the kitchen zone. I love to smell like gas

0:42.6

They smell no, no they don't smell like gas they smell like burnt food

0:47.3

That which it what do you very well good big what is going on with you? Why I?

0:52.5

He's letting sulfur just rip out of your fucking ash. There's volcanic rock in my aim. There is

0:59.3

Ignis rock. What's that? That is the volcanic rock

1:03.7

Nerd science I remember that shit igneous igneous. Yeah, I actually had a 98 nerd science. Let's go

1:09.0

That was eighth grade dude eighth grade. I took my lane. I must have I think I took my life

1:13.2

I've literally failed every single science after that. Yeah, I think there's too much. There's math

1:18.3

I I went like planets. I went backwards. I took like

1:22.6

chemistry then physics and then earth science

1:25.8

Which would you should have done the opposite way my freshman year of high school?

1:29.6

We had a class that was half the year was chemistry and then half the year was biology

1:35.2

both haves

1:37.2

So yes, oh suck, oh suck, but biology was when you saw the miracle of life video. I actually never saw it

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