259: Crochet Court & Very Noise Very Loud
We're Here to Help
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4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Gareth and Jake go full Atticus Finch on a yarn situation. Then, they yuck a couch sleeper's yum. Plus a follow-up to Ep. 233 "Tat-two."
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:09.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | Two out. |
| 0:15.0 | Two out. |
| 0:19.0 | Two, Two, Two, Two, we're, we're, we're, And husband of the year, Jake Johnson. |
| 0:38.3 | We are back. |
| 0:39.7 | Well, I simply asked when was Valentine's Day. |
| 0:42.5 | So what's the deal? |
| 0:43.3 | You don't do anything? |
| 0:45.5 | What do you think of Valentine's Day? |
| 0:47.3 | Stupid. |
| 0:48.2 | I think, I really find most of them stupid. |
| 0:52.9 | Same. |
| 0:53.6 | I just don't care. |
| 0:55.3 | I, I, I, this is what I, this sounds defensive, but I'm like, look, I take, I'm nice, I try |
| 1:02.6 | to be good and giving all year. |
| 1:04.8 | This one isolated day shit. |
| 1:07.5 | What do you think of Christmas cards? |
| 1:09.9 | Uh, are you family ones? |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.4 | Do not get me... |
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