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🗓️ 21 October 2025
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Diane’s a farm girl just trying to plant this season’s crop but the various men on the farm have littered their old junk cars all over the fields. Can Click and Clack help Diane work with these fragile male egos in her midst or should she just plow ‘em under? Find out on this episode of the Best of Car Talk.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Mario Glass. |
| 0:01.4 | On This American Life, we tell real-life stories, really good ones. |
| 0:05.0 | My mother said, I'm sorry that you weren't here because Father Sager was here visiting, |
| 0:12.3 | and he found a very nice orphanage for you. |
| 0:16.4 | And I said, but I'm not an orphan. |
| 0:19.7 | Surprising stories. |
| 0:23.5 | In your podcast feed, This American Live. Hello and welcome to Car Talk from National Public Radio with us, |
| 0:43.1 | Click and Clack the Tappertar Brothers, |
| 0:44.7 | and we're broadcasting this week from the washing and waxing poetic division here at Carthog Plaza. |
| 0:51.8 | Well, I mean, I read this poem once already, but my brother evidently has an epilogue for it. I didn't think it ended correctly, so I thought I'd add a few verses. But I mean, the thing is 25 pages long. I want me to read the whole thing again? Evidently. Why not? I mean, it was good. Try to do it with a little feeling that you want me |
| 1:11.8 | to read a page sure let's take turns here you read first page I'll read the next five okay okay |
| 1:17.6 | I'm done Charlie Boyd wrote this I don't know who Charlie Boyd is but he's certainly going to get |
| 1:22.4 | something from us get an award he'll get an award it wasn't Iee Dart. OJ. Dart. It was an early day in spring, felt good to be alive. Tommy's son and friends went out for a short spring drive. They chose the dart, the old Dodge Dart, to take them on their way, and that old car was happy so to be their choice that day. That old car just purred with joy, |
| 1:46.2 | right, more likely, and nearly honked with glee, for old cars have their memories, just like you and me. |
| 1:52.5 | These days, the dart was past its prime, torn vinyl, rusted steel, but old cars have a soul inside |
| 1:59.4 | they think and they can feel the dart remember days gone by |
| 2:04.0 | with its top roll down when it gave jaw rides in the spring the envy of the town all those days were |
| 2:10.5 | glorious hot wax and polished chrome the dart turned heads at every stop then took its loved ones home |
| 2:17.1 | page two they came upon a traffic light and stopped to rest the spot the dark turned heads at every stop, then took its loved ones home. |
| 2:21.8 | Page two, they came upon a traffic light and stopped to rest a spell. |
| 2:25.8 | The sun shone bright, the air was clear, and all the world seemed well. |
| 2:29.3 | In front, a local ambulance sat waiting for the light. |
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