258: The Funeral Home of Horrors (Curious Case Of…)

I Think Not!

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Jon and Carie Hallford's Return to Nature promises care but instead leaves bodies decomposing in filth and provides families with concrete instead of ashes; when investigators arrive, the Hallfords flee, leaving families demanding justice.

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1:13.1	I don't want your judgment. I don't want your advice. I don't want to hear anything on it.
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1:20.4	I didn't know that anybody above the age of, let's say, 10 years old, eats lunchables. And I'm just saying, between the lunchables and the gay, let's say, 10 years old, eats luncheables. And I'm just saying, between the luncheables and the gay, that's your punishment.
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1:47.9	and old poopy McGillicuddy over there is Joey Duranto. Hi, my love. I'm fine. All right,
1:55.7	you're here. We're here. We're so excited that you're here. Listen, I feel like the exciting news doesn't stop. So we got to get through it really fast. Number one, we've launched our minisodes on the Karen Reed and the Diddy trial. Those are going to be in your main feed. They're not going to be on the Patreon feed. They're going to be there. They're going to be short little episodes, updates. We created the series. It's called The Rundown.
2:18.1	And that's because Joey was sick of me running down the trial every day.
2:21.8	And he was like, let's turn this into a podcast.
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