258 - Fool's Gold

Romancing the Pod

Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser

Comedy, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.8 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

“There’s no dick that good in the world.”

This week’s thirstiest mess of a movie is... Fool’s Gold. This film has everything: a maybe-teen yacht goblin, a grown man earnestly saying “boat swain,” and Kevin Hart playing a rum-soaked rapper-slash-loan-shark-slash-island oligarch. If you love sketchy ages, mispronounced nautical ranks, and shootouts that defy physics and employment law, this episode’s for you.

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0:00.0	you better not have no planes tonight
0:06.0	movie time and it's feeling right
0:10.0	you're looking for a love than last
0:15.0	you'll find it a romance in the podcast
0:20.0	ooh oh baby, had me out.
0:22.8	Hello.
0:24.0	Ooh, I love you.
0:26.2	I know.
0:28.0	Ooh, ooh, baby, you're the wind beneath my wings.
0:32.0	Ooh, ah, I'll have what she's happening.
0:36.0	Oh, can I also tell you?
0:37.3	This is unrelated, but I found out what the storyline
0:39.8	of the last after movie is
0:41.8	And we shouldn't do it
0:43.2	The main actress wouldn't sign on for the movie
0:47.1	So it's a whole different story with somebody else
0:50.0	And then they just cobbled together footage
0:51.8	From the other movies to make it seem like
0:53.9	She's kind of in this movie.
0:57.4	Wow.
1:00.8	Which might make it worth doing at some point.
1:03.9	That movie should be called after contract obligations.
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