Welcome back to the Dungeon Masters block, the place where we come to talk about the

Dungeon Master, the most important person in the game.

I'm one of your host, DM Neal, aka Jote Moniac.

And today, DM, Chris and I are delving deep into apparently what are the most

asked questions via the one and only Google. Basically, we're doing what is equivalent to a wired

auto-complete interview for Dungeons and Dragons. It's really straightforward, and it is definitely all over the place, but it is a fantastic episode.

So rather than talk anymore, let's head to the meat.

I'm starving.

We ain't had nothing but maggotty bread for three stinking days.

Why can't we have some meats?

Looks like meat.

Back on the menu, boys.

So today for the meat, I got a wild hair, and I have decided that apparently I've watched too many of Wired's auto-complete interviews, and we're just going to do that for Dungeons and Dragons.

Welcome aboard. Once you have enough...

It sounds wonderful. Yeah, once you have enough podcasts in the can, you just start making things up.

And today, this is what I have made up. And Chris, are you excited?

So we'll let the random generator of Google. Yes, I am. I am. And we'll let the random generator of Google make

it up for us. So the best part is, I mean, to try and mimic that style as much as possible,

I've only kind of seen some of the questions for the past couple minutes. Chris has not even seen

or heard any of them at all. So we're going to basically blind react to what

some of the most common questions are via Google when it comes to Dungeons and Dragons.

And I believe, Neil, we are doing the like people also ask. We're just like kind of clicking

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