I'm Running from the man, yeah, the madman's coming, yeah, the man's cutting for me tonight.

I spent the last week running from the heat, but the beep beats coming alive.

Let's get lost tonight

Hello Hello, Wackos, Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah.

Welcome to the holiday episode of Without a Country.

I mean, it's not a holiday theme, really, unless you like to celebrate the holidays by celebrating the possible downfall of

democracy in Venezuela but anyway we are doing this pre-tape today which is Saturday

December 21st so just keep that in mind even though it will be released on Christmas Day, December 25th.

I might keep it a little shorter, just a tad shorter, because I know holiday episodes tend to not perform well.

So I don't want to, you know, do this whole thing and then have no one watch it.

But I wanted to come through

and never skip an episode because I know for some people, you would love to just go to

another room and watch YouTube instead of spending any time with your family during the holidays.

And I think that's special and valid.

Okay? That's special and valid and I see you. First off, obviously, if you were in New York City

on New Year's Eve, I really hope that I will be seeing you at New York Comedy Club East Village

for my annual Corinne Fisher's Morbid New Year's Eve.

We have a stacked lineup with my very best friends in the comedy business, Harrison Greenbaum,

Ryan Long, Danny Polish Chuck, Chloe LaBranch in from Austin, Texas, Lev Fur, AJ Giro, and the one and only Christina Hutchinson.

Doors are at 5.30 p.m. show starts promptly at 6, and the show is stacked, so we have to start on time.

Plus, it's like just a very busy night.

So make sure to get there early. It's the

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