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while I do zoom stuff. Yes, I've noticed. Did you accidentally do it during a work

meeting? I definitely did. Do it during my full-time meeting and

you're so embarrassed right now. Got called out immediately by my boss who was like, is

I don't want to get in the chat while I was doing my presentation and then the rest of my team

all commented on it. Then at the same team at the same time, I've hired a cleaning lady.

She starts vacuuming and they're like, wow, look at this rich guy with his cleaning lady in his

lap. That's as bad as me. I eat through every fucking zoom call it work constantly.

And every once in a while, people just be like, yo, is that a quiche?

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