257. Time Is Marching On

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.0 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, Drined Over Distance
0:14.1	by GRD. I'm really far away. I mean, technologically, I'm not. No, I mean, I'm looking at your face.
0:26.6	Yep, yep. How's it going, GRD? It's fine. I ran today in Maryland thinking, oh, it's so much nicer
0:35.3	here. And it was like 88 degrees and freaking humid where I was running too. So I think I'm just
0:42.1	getting old. How far did you run? It depends on which I had two devices. The Garmin is the accurate
0:49.4	one. They disagreed. Garmin used the GPS. The other one just counted steps. I think it was like
0:54.4	21 miles, but it could have been 20 or 19. It's not entirely clear. The Garmin doesn't really add
1:02.3	distance unless you're like, I don't think it ever does. I think when it goes wrong, it subtracts
1:06.5	distance. Well, Garmin thought I did 21. So that sounds like how far you ran? Apple watched
1:12.4	thought I did 19 and a half. But that doesn't use the GPS. I was going for 20. So I've failed at
1:19.8	measuring my distance accurately, but I did a lot of puttering around and diddling and going to
1:26.5	places that I hadn't been before and don't know the distance. My logistics in running are
1:34.7	sus. I used my Find My Ingo app and I was looking and I was like, oh, what's he doing over there?
1:41.4	Where'd he go? Not the way I would have gone, but whatever. I mean, he has to run a long way. So
1:46.2	maybe just trying that way. No, I went to the boat house. That's why I get those pictures. Yeah.
1:53.2	If anybody wants to buy a double skull, we're going to sell ours. So drop us a message. We'll
1:58.8	like go for cheap. Not a skull and bone skull, like a boat. A boat that one would roll with ores. Yes.
2:08.8	You know what it is if you want to buy it. Okay. Yeah. Are you ready to get into the
2:14.8	the actual podcast content here? Yeah. What's next? The cocktail of the week this week.
2:20.7	Oh, you go ahead. Is the audio smotherfucker. We haven't done that yet. Have we?
2:26.1	Not that I know of because I have no, no, no, I got to look at the cocktail of the week.
2:30.3	Cocktail of the week list. We have one friend of the squad who diligently maintains the
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