257: Odd Layers.. Ft. The Basement Yard

Two Hot Takes

Comedy, Society & Culture, Education

4.6 • 8.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Joe Santagato & Frank Alvarez from The Basement Yard! You guys have been waiting for this one, and I hope we delivered. We have a bunch of stories that have odd layers we're trying to peel back and sort though. For example a guy who used their Scrub Daddy as a liter box cleaner, a woman who doesn't want her future BIL at the wedding, a homicide detective that treats his partner like a suspect, and a very special "where's the beef" shirt. Can't wait to see how you would handle these ones! Checkout Joe, Frank & The Basement Yard!! : https://www.youtube.com/@TheBasementYard https://www.thebasementyard.com/ https://www.instagram.com/thebasementyard/?hl=en Partners: State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW MERCH: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shop.twohottakes.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay.
0:03.5	You can hum the intro today if you want.
0:05.8	I don't know the intro.
0:07.6	It's crazy.
0:08.7	We know it, obviously.
0:10.3	Frank, you do it.
0:11.0	I mean, why don't we do it together?
0:15.4	You'll listen and you'll get there eventually.
0:17.6	We will.
0:18.1	Yeah, that's fine.
0:20.0	Are you guys ready for today? I'm very ready. Yeah. so excited to have you guys. People that are watching are already probably screaming in their cars, their house, wherever they are. Because they've been begging for you guys. Have they? Wow. Hands and knees. Oh. Yeah. Take it easy. First of all, take it easy.
0:40.2	Second of all, whatever the response is, is not enough.
0:42.7	So I hope that they just ramp it up a little bit.
0:45.0	Hands and knees wasn't enough?
0:45.4	Hands and knees.
0:46.4	What else do you want them to do?
0:48.5	Let's throw offerings at our feet, maybe, you know.
0:49.0	Oh, okay.
0:49.7	Offerings.
0:49.9	Yeah.
0:51.0	What would be your ideal offering?
0:54.9	It's a great question. Man, I mean, I don't hate tropical fruit.
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