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No Such Thing As A Fish

257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:20.5

to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden.

0:23.6

My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Andrew Hunter Murray, Ange Zinsky and

0:28.2

James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

0:32.8

facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go starting with you, Andy.

0:38.9

My fact is that in the 19th century champion flowers were traded like Premier League footballers.

0:46.8

I don't know how exactly like Premier League football as it was but it wasn't for like £10

0:51.1

million. No exactly, I think the sums were a bit lower but there was a big thing where there were

0:56.6

lots of plowing competitions in the 19th century where you had to plow up and down a field and

1:02.8

there are all these metrics in plowing about whether you're doing it right or wrong and Squires

1:07.6

who had lots of plowmen would kind of pit them against each other and then the winners would win

1:11.5

a year's wages and then they might be transferred. Can I ask what a squire is because I associate

1:16.9

that with King Arthur times and this is the 19th century. Probably when it started. Yeah, so that's

1:22.4

a kind of assistant to a noble man isn't it? Okay, but in the later times it's more of a kind of

1:28.8

junior aristocrat sort of a slight landowner. Okay. Yeah. So for example you get the word

1:34.8

squire arki which is a word for quite affluent families from the country is it's not a very common

1:41.4

word. I think do you get the word? Don't use it casually in cup conversation. It is a less

1:47.3

common word. I think you used to get a squish up. Someone who was a squire and a bishop. That's great.

1:54.8

Again, don't use that in normal conversation. Is that do they just do that like Squircman who

1:59.2

delivers the milk but also a squire? Is that just a plice? Smashing the words. So it was landowners

2:07.2

and they would have these competitions so that their land got plowed basically and so like for

2:12.1

instance the first one ever in Kent was in 1867 on the first big one in Kent and that was run

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