#257: Money For Nothing (2 anonymous defense contractors)

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🗓️ 14 March 2016

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Two US Army defense contractors met me in a secret location in America to discuss what it's like to go work for the government on foreign soils. They both work as contractors in stations all over the world and they gave a first hand account of how much waste goes into our imperialism. It was an interesting look into the life of a hired grunt in the middle of a war zone.

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0:00.0	I was in Pacific Beach, the La Jolla comedy store condo was in San Diego this weekend, and
0:08.0	Hornboats was going out there to go waiting in the water.
0:14.6	And I'm on my crutches, so I'm like, I'm not going to go, but I was like, you know what?
0:18.1	Yeah, I'm going to go.
0:19.6	And I fucking crouched out there on one leg barefoot onto the beach.
0:24.4	People were staring at me like, where are you going?
0:27.4	The crutches keep sinking into the sand.
0:29.4	So I'm out there up to my knee, but I put my knee in my waist and water right next to
0:36.3	us, the fucking water guard.
0:40.5	Lifeguard is the water cup.
0:43.6	It's a yellow people.
0:45.4	Come in though.
0:46.4	The undertones too much.
0:47.4	The undercurrents too high over there.
0:48.7	You might come in now.
0:50.4	Come towards the beach now.
0:52.0	And I'm standing there up to my knees on crutches in the water.
1:00.0	Right at the base of my shorts.
1:05.0	On crutches.
1:08.6	And he just looks.
1:09.6	I was like, what the?
1:12.6	Fun times.
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