Support for NPR and the following message come from Yarl and with us Click and Clack to Tapert Brothers,

and we're broadcasting this week from the Athletic Support Center here at Car Talk Plaza.

If you can't be an athlete, then you should at least become an athletic support.

Absolutely.

These are sent to us by Neil Jackson NPR's Legal Beagle.

Oh.

Yes.

Legal Beagle.

Sissy, this is what he does when he's not defending us from Daimler-Christless lawyers.

These are more allegedly true statements that made by people involved in the sports industry, so to speak.

Sure. Go ahead.

Here's one out. It's pages and pages. I picked out a few of my favorites.

Are you going to identify the people who say anything?

Yeah, well, I mean, as it's here.

This one is not identified simply as a senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh who said,

I'm going to graduate on time no matter how long it takes me. And Bill Peterson, Florida State

football coach, you guys line up alphabetically by height.

I like that.

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks' left wing,

explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker.

That's so when I forget how to spell my name,

I can still find my clothes.

...