#256 "Live Dead Girls"

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2017

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Hosts Ari Shaffir, Sam Tripoli, Jayson Thibault and Fight Nanny are in studio to talk UFC fallout, more World Series baseball, and the NFL. They also receive a surprise delivery, and rehash the Reverse Kobayashi bet.
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0:00.0	Ah, she's brilliant. Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat. We get it. Four votes for a festival,
0:06.0	three for a city break. It's hard to adhere to everyone's needs. There's Betty with her oversized tent.
0:11.1	Sarah and her six foot eight boyfriend.
0:13.1	All right.
0:13.9	Roger Junior and his dog, Roger Senior.
0:16.8	And don't get us started on Mel.
0:19.4	But, like a marriage counselor, she's the one keeping things together.
0:22.6	All aboard Miss, I finally got plans out the group chat, keep everyone's plans alive when you
0:27.1	travel with us. P and O'Ferees, there is another way.
0:30.0	Oh, he's cute, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:40.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him him sounds like an elephant with a chest infection
0:45.9	Well, they call him a dreamer and now they're right all aboard mister I can never sleep when I'm traveling find all the comfort you need in the quiet
0:55.6	lounge Pianto ferries that is another way.
0:59.0	And we are live here at the Punch Strong. I'm Sam Tripoli. This is always
1:04.8	Shafir and I'm Jason Tibo. Oh, buckle your seat belts guys because guess
1:09.2	where we are? Live. We're live and Punch Drunk Sports. Are we actually live?
1:13.4	Welcome her.
1:14.8	Oh, we are live.
1:15.8	We've been live?
1:16.8	This is our fifth time being live.
1:18.8	Live. Live!
1:20.8	So live.
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