#256 - Jay Larson & ME

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Arts, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2017

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Comedian Jay Larson and I hang out in the Mancave, have a cigar and talk about his new special "Me Being ME" available October 20th at http://www.jaylarsoncomedy.com for ONLY $6, how hard it is to make friends, #SoberOctobert, Virtue Signaling, that time his mom spit in his face, John Cena, and I plan my funeral. For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you, thank you, gentlemen, I'm done.
0:08.0	Come here.
0:09.0	Hey guys, Brand new bird cast.
0:10.6	It is with a heavy heart that I share with you that I am still not drinking.
0:17.0	Why is that a heavy heart?
0:20.0	Because what was it?
0:23.2	Today I was dropping off to island of school and I thought, oh, I'm starting to recognize
0:28.3	my tendencies.
0:30.5	Which are?
0:32.2	I don't want to fly tomorrow.
0:34.4	So I treat myself with alcohol.
0:36.0	Oh, yeah.
0:37.0	I think I think it's I guess it's triggers, but it's it's a treat.
0:42.9	Someone said to me, I need to go 100% off alcohol planes forever and make that my rule
0:47.5	because I'm such a detolder.
0:48.8	I kind of like that.
0:50.3	We'll see.
0:51.3	Well, we're doing it tomorrow.
0:52.3	No alcohol in the plane.
0:53.3	Flight tomorrow.
0:54.3	I'm going to Chicago Thursday night shows are available.
0:56.4	Wednesday I'm at Augustana College.
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