You just need to be warned, Ian Dale.

I'm a little bit off colour.

Oh, not again, honestly.

Yeah, but first of all, you dragged me out of bed earlier than I expected.

Not physically, listeners.

That isn't an announcement ready to make just yet.

Poets me in the back as you do.

And then I get to, because I'm in a bit of a hurry, I have to have a sort of quick breakfast.

And my favourite quick breakfast is toast with marmite on it.

And I have to scrape around the bottom of my marmite jar because I'm all out of marmite and the

Akado weekend shop hashtag first world stroke middle class problems is come all out of marmite.

Now I want to blame this on to Brexit but I think it's probably a COVID-related problem because I read

somewhere that because people aren't drinking enough beer, there isn't enough of the buy

product which produces my and that's why there's no marmite. So you just be warned,

all right? And what are you going to do the next two hours to entertain me?

Otherwise, I shall basically just sit here and salt,

and you'll have to do all the talking.

Do you think we've got any listeners left after that?

Now we've got a bloody delay on the line.

Well, I think our listeners, have we?

Yeah, we have.

I think so.

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