#255: The 2016 Gay Super Bowl; The Oscars (@SchmoesKnow)

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🗓️ 1 March 2016

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

The Schmoes, Kristian Harloff and Mark Ellis, invited me to their posh burbank studio to do our yearly roundup of the Oscars. We did it after the Oscars this year because Kristian actually got to go to it! Well, sort of. He did red carpet stuff outside. But great discussion about movies and as always, we get into really ridiculous, stupid stuff that has nothing do with the Oscars.

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0:00.0	I loved it. I was concerned about you because because every so often when I was going to a movie
0:04.7	He'll text me whether he should get higher now before the movie and I think that that regardless of what I told you
0:09.3	You were planning on seeing Mad Max high and I was like dude. It's really intense. That's a good one
0:13.3	Did you see it high? I assume I did
0:30.0	You make it look like it's magic
0:34.0	Don't you?
0:35.5	Because I see nobody, nobody but you
0:41.0	You, you
0:42.0	I'm never confused
0:45.1	Hey, hey, I'm so used to being used
0:51.6	So I love with you all and excited
0:58.2	Fuck, hi everybody. Welcome to our super skeptic tank
1:02.2	This fucking crutch
1:05.2	You know they talk about crutches and comedy, you know?
1:13.2	Like a like a dude who an act out
1:15.2	They're like always talking about your mom as a character
1:20.2	No one comedian who does the
1:22.2	They call it a crutch
1:24.2	You know because you can lean on it's like it's like you can lean on it. You can always do well with this crutch
1:31.2	You know some people are dirty some people call it crutch if you're dirty comic it's a crutch
1:37.2	But I gotta be honest last week
1:43.2	We can have really I've been on crutches and it is not easy
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