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Hello, you're listening to Luke's English podcast. How are you you doing I realize that you can't really reply to me

You could you could sort of when you hear me say that how are you you could speak very softly into your headphones. I'm fine thanks. But if anyone saw you it would look a bit weird, wouldn't it?

This is a podcast, it's not a telephone conversation.

It's really just a one-way thing.

Although of course you can send me some sort of correspondence,

of course, you can find the page on my website

for this episode and then leave me a comment. You could leave a

comment there and just say, I'm fine thanks, how are you? You could get in touch

via Facebook, leave a comment there. You could tweet me. I'm on Twitter of course.

Google Plus. Not that, I mean, how many people out there, how many of you are actually using

Google Plus as your main social network.

Not that many, I think, but who knows?

Anyway, when I do ask you at the beginning of an episode like this,

hi, how are you?

I suppose you can just imagine the answer just in your head. I'm fine thanks Luke.

In fact I'm great because I'm listening to a brand new episode of Luke's English

podcast so I'm more than all right I'm more than fine I'm great I'm brilliant I mean how good can it be how good can a person be

That's how good I am okay? That's what you might be thinking. I'm really over the

moon, I'm on top of the world, I'm on cloud nine, you know, all those idioms.

This is your chance, ladies and

gents, to break out those idioms that you know, those expressions that you've

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