It's Monday.

It's August 25th.

And the word of day is paraphrastic, which means indirect in speech or writing.

Using the sentence, when Jady Vance said being American is about having ancestors who fought in the civil war.

Without mentioning which side, he thought that was paraphrastic.

But you can just say I'm a neo-Nazi. We know what's happening.

Yep. Yep. Yep. J.D. Vance is Colonel Klink with a southern drawl and vocal friends. Yeah. And that accent is just as legitimate as Colonel Clinks was. Yes. Exactly. I'm no illusions. I'm Cecil something Italian. I'm Heath Hanwright. Broadcasting Delayed from America's Far Center. We are the skepticrats. On this week's episode, Trump lowers the crime rate in Washington, D.C. by committing fewer crimes.

It ain't easy being green, energy.

And America just says no to crack or barrel.

But first, the rest of the intro music.

Music. But first, the rest of the intro music. Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats,

No Illusions, and Cecil, something Italian.

Gentlemen, before we get into the news, you want to,

you want to name like a minor grievance, you know, like a warm-up stretch.

I don't have minor grievances, Heath.

I just, I'm, but I'm ready to force-feed people a fistful of ants for putting their personal items in the overhead bins.

That is a major grievance.

I support.

I would complain about the heat here, but in 21 days, it's going to be negative seven.

Yeah, I'm not going to do that.

I just got to suck it up.

All right.

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