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Hello and welcome back to the horny outside podcast.

I'm your host Jordan.

Welcome. If you're new, I hadny outside podcast. I'm your host Jordan. Welcome, if you're new.

I had a great birthday.

I feel refreshed, fed, and loved.

I almost said something not ladylike, but I decided to start off ladylike in case there's

like new people here.

So do you know the average length of four plays 12 minutes, which at first

I was like, you know what? Better than five. But truly, when I have just, when I've read

Reddit, when I've pulled on Instagram, when I've like done my homework, the articles,

what do women say? Ideally, I think both sexes, if they're

intentional, would get down with this, but everyone's answer was like 15, 20 minutes. Really, if I

averaged 20, I don't have a vibrator in my lap, it was my phone. 20 minutes. So, alert, alert,

if you didn't hear like a little homework,

that was a little homework. Next time you have sex, 20 minutes before any P in the V. Okay?

And I'm going to say 15 minutes before anything is inserted, okay, in any orifice.

Rub, peruse, kiss, tickle, scratch, tug, spank, like, no, massage.

Make out, make out, make out, make out, make out, 15 minutes before maybe a little thingy action, okay?

So I just immediately made your next sexual experience better.

You're welcome.

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