#255 - Loving Lightly, Liner Pies and VAT Bottomed Girls

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2023

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

The UK is going through something of a cold snap at the minute, with temperatures dropping to as low as -2 degrees Celsius. But wait: don't go filling up that hot water bottle just yet, because Elis and John are here with more than two hours of boiling hot broadcasting warm enough to heat up a leisure centre to a balmy 19 degrees (or any building of a similar size). Their Tax Year Calendar plans race ahead at a frightening pace, the guys play a Made Up Game focusing on a broadcasting titan, John gets confused when plotting a railway journey... and most shockingly of all, Elis James struggles with an accent. You'll have to hear it to believe it!

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0:00.0	One of the biggest football events in the calendar is upon us.
0:03.6	That is absolutely sensational!
0:05.8	That's right, the January transfer window is defined the British winter and is wedged wide open.
0:11.1	The Transfer gossip daily podcast with Maisie Adam.
0:15.2	Every day throughout the month I'll be joined by some of the country's best football journalists
0:19.6	to dissect the day's most tantalising transfer rumours from across the world, all in under 10 minutes.
0:25.7	What will happen next?
0:27.3	Can you pop today with all the Cummings and Goins fresh from the rumour mill with the
0:30.8	Transfer gossip daily podcast.
0:32.8	Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:36.2	BBC Sounds. Music, radio, podcasts.
0:39.6	Husker, doot, doot, doot, captain B4ELO,
0:44.2	Christopher Buk, son, rot,
0:46.0	Della, me, tree, John Coltrane.
0:49.7	Oh, big day today folks.
0:52.0	Ellis and I are hitting the town.
0:54.9	Oh yes.
0:56.1	We are painting low town rouge.
1:00.8	I possessed the mild air of a retail tobacconist.
1:03.6	That's because I'm a retail tobacconist.
1:06.8	A man with a mullet went mad with a mullet in millets.
1:10.0	Rubber-faced irritant Phil Coul.
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