#255: Jordan Klepper
A Waste Of Time with ItsTheReal
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🗓️ 20 May 2019
⏱️ 104 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Jeff. Hey, Eric. I'm pretty exhausted. How are you? I am also very exhausted. |
| 0:05.3 | Yeah, very long weekend. We went to an S&L after after party. Yep. Shout to DJ Khalid. |
| 0:13.1 | And we got home at 5 a.m. Yep. Got back to Penn Station on a. 7545 out to the Hamptons. |
| 0:21.7 | And by the way, we are not those guys who go to... |
| 0:25.3 | Maybe we are. |
| 0:26.3 | Maybe we are those guys. |
| 0:27.3 | We've become those guys. |
| 0:28.1 | We go to SNL after parties and then we just get the first thing smoking out to Eastern Long Island, the Hamptons. |
| 0:34.2 | We went to... |
| 0:35.4 | We were invited to. |
| 0:36.9 | Yeah, we didn't just show up at. We were invited to |
| 0:39.7 | watch Game of Thrones, the series finale that everybody has said it was perfect. Everyone was talking |
| 0:46.0 | about. Everyone was looking forward to it. And we were going to watch it in this glorious viewing |
| 0:50.6 | room out in the Hamptons. And you know what? We got out there early and the weather was |
| 0:55.6 | perfect. The estate was perfect. The company was great. The company was perfect. It was a bucolic. |
| 1:02.0 | I mean, there was there was nothing bad about it. And there was water. There was a pier. |
| 1:06.6 | It was a pier that went into the water. It was great. We were talking about sea planes. |
| 1:10.5 | It was it was all great. And we're throwing the football around. We're taking naps. We're just enjoying the weather. We're taking naps. Taking naps all over that. By the way, beautiful piece of property. That is us. Yeah, that I'm, I'm, as an altar after parties maybe not. Yeah, taking a nap, though. So dope. |
| 1:27.7 | So, I also played backgammon. |
| 1:29.7 | Listen, it was a, it was a hell of a start to the, to the day. I was my best self. This is yesterday, so Sunday. We had lunch. The food was great. They're making all sorts of breakfast and lunch and just more food than you can even imagine. and we're eating it all. |
| 1:43.2 | And on very little sleep, |
| 1:46.0 | they start passing around this zucchini bread, and I took some. |
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