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The Josh Potter Show

Josh Potter

Sports, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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This week on The Josh Potter Show, Josh drags himself to the mic, keeping the consecutive show streak alive like a champ! You just can't keep a good roach down! Meanwhile in the news, a racist Breeze Airlines passenger runs into a linebacker. But he's not the rudest passenger this week. Another man urinated in the back of a police car, hoping to lower his BAC. At least he kept it in his pants. We can't say the same for a recent Airbnb guest, whose neighbors witnessed a very different kind of splash in the pool… Plus: 🔹 Josh’s Sandwich Taco invention sparks heated debate 🔹 Can you guess how the news spelled Michael Penix JR’s name wrong? 🔹 Custodial key bumps go hard 🔹 Aerodynamic dildos take flight 🔹 AND "Meet The Team" is BACK!! This week, Colorado’s 9News team joins the fray, led by their champion Corey Rose! The bar is set high, but do you have a hotter hometown news team? Keep sending suggestions to [email protected] Take off those wet pants and enjoy the poolside with a few sandwich tacos and this week’s episode of The Josh Potter Show! ★★★ Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe and as always, write in to the show @ ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ with stories you want us to cover. ★★★ This week's Intro Music: “The Ballad Of Tisha & Keisha” by ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠@Odd-TrackNumbers⁠⁠⁠ Outro Music: “Live From The Roach Motel (feat. Hendawg)” by Brothers ⁠⁠⁠⁠ @HendawgMusic ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠ ★★★ See Josh Live! Oct 4th - Spokane Comedy Club - Spokane, WA Oct 5th - Tacoma Comedy Club - Tacoma, WA Oct 26th - Bricktown Comedy Club - Oklahoma City, OK Oct 31st - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 1st - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 2nd - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 3rd - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 4th - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God ALL STAND UP LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://thejoshpotter.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ★★★ Josh Potter 💻 Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://thejoshpotter.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ✖️ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.twitter.com/j_potter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.instagram.com/josh_potter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 📽️ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @TheJoshPotterShow ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠ 🎦 Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/thejoshpottershow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🎮 Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.twitch.tv/josh_potter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 🎦 Cameo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.cameo.com/josh_potter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.joshpottermerch.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 📧 E-Mail:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠ ★★★ Sponsors: Home Chef: Go to ⁠⁠HomeChef.com/Potter⁠⁠ and receive 18 free meals, free dessert for life, free shipping on the first box, and more Lucy: Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/Potter⁠⁠ and use Promo Code: POTTER — for 20% off your first order. ★★★ #joshpotter #ymh #podcast #comedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Their way just got even better with the one and only Tiary Henri joining us as our new ambassador.
0:07.0	Expect big moments, great rewards and much more.
0:11.0	18 plus Tis and C Supply. Bet the Responsible Way, Gamblerware.org. Keisha, I ain't seen you in the dog's age and just need to scissor that missile.
0:33.4	I need you now, Keisha.
0:39.3	Hey, Keisha.
0:40.3	We got to go back to our own spot and scissors on the lawn of McDonald's like we used to.
0:46.3	Man, our track numbers has been killing it lately, hasn't you?
0:51.3	Thank you for this track, inspired by last week's episode with Keisha and the other one.
0:59.5	There was scissoring on the McDonald's lawn, if you recall.
1:03.7	Go back and check it out the episode with Sarah Weinchank.
1:06.5	We are here, folks.
1:08.0	Thank you for joining us once again.
1:10.1	Thejoshpotter.com is where you can go buy tickets to all the shows. I want to say thank you to everyone who came out in Janesville, Wisconsin. I had such a blast. Oh, my goodness. The two dudes from the dimples and the beard came out. We had all kinds of people. We went to the bar afterwards. Had a blast. Love that place.
2:00.8	Thank you to Nate and everyone that works at that club. Go check that club out if you're in the area. I know Johnny Pemberton's going to be there down the road and a bunch of others. Go support that place, please. Other than that, I'm going to be in Spokane. I'm going to be in Tacoma. I'm going to be in Oklahoma City. I'm going to be with Dan Soder on September 25th at the United Center. Or the United Center. What is it? The United Theater. I got a bunch of stuff. So go to the Josh Potter.com and get all the tickets. I'm going to be on Story Wars tomorrow. That's going to be fun. That comes out tomorrow.
2:06.3	So check that out if you don't already have the gas digital, like a pre-watch sort of membership thing.
2:08.2	Other than that, Josh Potter Show at gmail.com.
2:10.4	That's where you can send things in like Odd Track number sent in this beautiful musical
2:14.4	number or he can send in articles like all the roach reporters out there do
2:19.2	and boy oh boy do we have a few of them oh my goodness why don't we just get right in i'm gonna
2:25.5	i should just explain what's going on you know folks in five years of doing this program i think i
2:30.5	missed one episode and that was because everyone at your mom's house got sick.
2:34.5	It was within the first, like, five episodes.
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