#255: Are We Ready For Some Football?
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2019
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
1- Well I’ll be damned... Kavanaugh is a slimeball. 2- “Stay Pending Appeal” needs to stay out of Supreme court 3- When will we question the liar? 4- US to Kuwait by way of Scotland? Let's try that in WAZE. 5- Debate Debate Debate 6- 14 days = 5 years 7- Play ball and please stay out of jail.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. Welcome back to who's paying attention. We are up to episode 255 and yeah, let's get into it. |
| 0:26.0 | At the end, I'm going to give you some good news that I got about the podcast and about the All Things Comedy Network that I am happy to be a part of and we'll get into that. |
| 0:36.4 | But right now, wow, there's always, it's always a |
| 0:40.1 | question of where to start. So I'm going to start with the Supreme Court. We found out that |
| 0:44.9 | Kavanaugh is even a bigger scumbag than we first suspected. Apparently one of his extracurricular |
| 0:53.2 | activities at Yale was to get drunk and wave his penis at women. |
| 0:59.7 | And then when they slapped it away, he felt good because they touched it. |
| 1:03.5 | That is a level of creepy that you, that's like four levels in. |
| 1:09.8 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:10.4 | Like, like, is it planned? |
| 1:12.7 | Is it, is it, is it that hard to get someone to touch the penis that, hey, if I wave it at her and she slaps it, she touched it? |
| 1:22.2 | I don't even know. |
| 1:23.7 | So this came out that the, uh, the FBI found that's, well, okay, according to the writers from the LA Times, the FBI was aware of this. This was an claim from Deborah Ramirez that said he did that at a drunken party. And there were some other stories of Yale that this happened, not just |
| 1:48.6 | with her, but with other women. |
| 1:53.0 | So a little bit of a pattern, maybe. |
| 1:56.9 | I don't know. |
| 1:57.9 | But it was reported by reporters from the Times who wrote a book about it. Kamala Harris and Julian Castro said that he should be impeached from the Supreme Court because he lied to the Senate in his confirmation hearings. And Bernie says that, you know, whatever punishment is metered out should be metered out for this. |
| 2:20.8 | The impeachment is doubtful. |
| 2:23.1 | It's only been attempted once in the history of the Supreme Court and that didn't. |
| 2:28.0 | It didn't happen then. |
| 2:29.3 | But it just shows who this guy is, what this guy is. |
| 2:45.8 | Does it help with belief of Dr. Christine Blassie's accusation, Dr. Christine Blassie Ford's accusations of sexual harassment, which was what the Kavanaugh Senate hearings were about? |
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