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The Basement Yard

#254 - The Man Who Grew A Penis On His Arm

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Frank & Joe discuss a man's arm-penis because obviously. Also, Frank may just be the worst liar in the world. Find out why! Follow our Instagram: @TheBasementYard Support the show: Patreon.com/TheBasementYard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard, Frankie, how's it going?

0:02.2

It's going.

0:03.8

I hate it when people say that.

0:05.4

I hate it so much.

0:07.0

Uh, what do you want me to say?

0:08.7

It's, it's, it's, it's moving in the right direction as time does.

0:11.8

A slow crawl that we can't stop because when we decide that we want to stop,

0:14.8

it doesn't matter because time keeps going.

0:16.6

Did you have that preplanned?

0:17.9

No, no.

0:19.1

That was the most depressing how you're doing ever.

0:21.3

If I actually asked someone how they're doing and they told me that, I would just walk away.

0:24.0

You know who's like that?

0:25.0

We have a friend like that where you know those people where it's like,

0:27.4

how you doing and you're expecting they're just going to be like, oh, good.

0:29.5

How you doing?

0:31.2

Oh, you got the time.

0:34.0

No, I don't.

0:35.3

I don't want to fucking hear this.

0:36.5

I just wanted to walk past you.

0:37.8

How you doing is completely like just or to see what's what's going on and everyone says nothing.

0:44.9

Even when there's something going on, they say nothing and then explain something.

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