You're listening to the dog. This is a bi-weekly American history podcast. Each week,

I, Dave Anthony, read a story from American history to my friend.

Garrett Threadold too has no idea what the topic is going to be about. Don't, you know,

the people are hearing this. They can't see your gestures. They're quite distracting.

When you're doing yours, you're pointing like your Elvis and now that I'm talking,

you're giving me the cutthroat, which means kill time or I'm going to kill you. Stretch it out.

What happened? Why do I have to stretch it now? No, I'm getting the stretch sign.

You know, it's funny. I was thinking the other day when I was driving in traffic. Cut it now.

I just started amping up to something and now you're cutting me.

You'll be right back.

God, you want to look here to do? I'll do one button.

People say this is funny.

Not Gary, Garrett.

Dave, okay. Someone or something is tickling me.

Is it far-fine?

And this is not going to come to tickle you, podcast.

Yeah.

You are queen fakie of made-up town.

All hail Queen Shit of Liesville.

A bunch of religious virgins go to Mingle and do a three.

I can't be.

No, I see it done, my friend.

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