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Hey Riddle Riddle

#254: The Birds and the Beasts

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Order up! Your riddles are hot and ready! This week we have some outdoorsy riddles from one of mollie’s riddle book. We always act like animals-so finally some riddles and scenes that match our personalities!

Starring:

Adal Rifai

John Patrick Coan

Erin Keif

Editing by:

Casey Toney

Theme by:

Arne Parrott

Logo by:

Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:30.0

All right, everyone get on the floor. Get on the floor. You break dance. All right, you on the floor. Get on the floor.

0:45.3

I'm sorry. I'm the bank manager. What do I do? Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm bringing my PE class into the bank to do the presidential fitness award.

0:55.4

Oh, wait, I'm just gonna do the award. I'm gonna test the award. Oh, no, oh, oh, God no. Okay. Why don't you have a bow and arrow? Get on the fucking floor. Why are you dressed like that?

1:08.4

Oh, today is Robin Hood day. So you're just like St. Valentine? Wait, what did you say? Do you think you're dressed like Robin Hood?

1:19.4

Yeah, wings, a little tunic diaper, bow and arrow Robin Hood. So do you have an account at the bank? I don't I'd like to open one. Get on the floor. Now we can help you with that. Now is that a first or last day?

1:36.4

Oh, no, that's just that's my that's my sort of catchphrase. That's how everybody knows me at the school.

1:42.4

And here's my fittest student. Well, that came out weird. Here's the student who's able to do the most exercise. Watch me sprint.

1:51.4

Yeah, Carwheel backflip. Do you see?

1:55.4

Sit up the wall. Do they happen to be here at the bank or did you bring them?

2:02.4

The second one is okay. Good. The second one is weirder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

2:07.4

Okay. Okay.

2:10.4

Actually, you're really good at physical activity. Do you ever think about maybe working in a bank?

2:17.4

No, not yet. Why?

2:20.4

You would be great at working in a bank.

2:24.4

Do you guys do backflips?

2:28.4

No, but what we do here is we break spirits and we kill dreams. And you obviously you obviously have a break.

2:33.4

I'm hired.

2:36.4

Okay. And I'm out of refired.

2:39.4

Oh, wow. And I'm JP. This is my work for notice.

2:46.4

J pink slip.

2:48.4

J pink slip racing for ownership papers.

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