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Grumpy Old Geeks

254: Pedantic Fail

Grumpy Old Geeks

Jason DeFillippo & Brian Schulmeister with Dave Bittner

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4.86.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2018

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

More Facebook fails; the Zuck Community drinking game; YouTube shooting; France goes AI; Google military projects; Phantom Auto; Virgin Galactic is back; Apple ditches Intel; put the camera down; RIP Meltdown; mini-podcasts; mapping music; data spills; mail drones. Show notes at http://gog.show/254 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Grumpy old geeks, a weekly talk show hosted by Brian Schultmeister and Jason

0:06.8

DeFilippo discussing the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and who's to blame.

0:16.3

Welcome to Grumpy Old Geeks, I'm Jason DeFilippo. And I'm Brian Schultmeister.

0:19.7

I've got a story for you, Brian. Okay. I was sitting around,

0:23.0

Easter dinner with my dad and my family, and they were telling me about a new coffee shop in

0:27.3

Naperville, Illinois that just opened up and they went to go check it out. And the story had me

0:32.0

so befuddled that I couldn't focus on anything else over dinner. So they go into this new place,

0:36.8

they get their two new coffees, it was $9.68. Okay, that already has me befuddled. I don't

0:42.2

understand how coffee is so expensive, but you know, I'm just an old man now. Yeah, well,

0:47.0

it is Naperville, which is, you know, one of those hoyditoidies suburbs. Okay. And now this is

0:52.0

where it gets interesting. They hand the college age girl behind the counter, who obviously is

0:58.0

smart enough to get the job, handed her a $10 bill. Okay, 32 cents. They had to go to the change

1:03.5

drawer, open up all of the change rolls because they have apparently had never made change. So they

1:08.0

had crack open all of them. Then this is the point where it gets fun. She could not figure out 32 cents.

1:15.6

So she's staring at it, trying to figure it out, trying to do math in her head,

1:19.4

looking at the thing, trying to press the buttons on the pretty picture console that she's got,

1:24.1

and can't figure it out. Calls over her friend who's making the coffee. They're trying to figure it

1:31.2

out. My stepmom at this point has already told them the answer, just 32 cents, give me my 32 cents.

1:35.7

And they proceed to tell her no, get a calculator. I shit you not. They had to get a calculator.

1:44.2

These are college age women in Naperville, Illinois. And it took them five minutes while the line got

1:49.6

longer and the people got angrier. But they finally figured it out and gave them the 32 cents. Now,

1:56.3

you're working in retail. You have a cash register in front of you. Sometimes you have to give people

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