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🗓️ 9 April 2018
⏱️ 107 minutes
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0:00.0 | Grumpy old geeks, a weekly talk show hosted by Brian Schultmeister and Jason |
0:06.8 | DeFilippo discussing the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and who's to blame. |
0:16.3 | Welcome to Grumpy Old Geeks, I'm Jason DeFilippo. And I'm Brian Schultmeister. |
0:19.7 | I've got a story for you, Brian. Okay. I was sitting around, |
0:23.0 | Easter dinner with my dad and my family, and they were telling me about a new coffee shop in |
0:27.3 | Naperville, Illinois that just opened up and they went to go check it out. And the story had me |
0:32.0 | so befuddled that I couldn't focus on anything else over dinner. So they go into this new place, |
0:36.8 | they get their two new coffees, it was $9.68. Okay, that already has me befuddled. I don't |
0:42.2 | understand how coffee is so expensive, but you know, I'm just an old man now. Yeah, well, |
0:47.0 | it is Naperville, which is, you know, one of those hoyditoidies suburbs. Okay. And now this is |
0:52.0 | where it gets interesting. They hand the college age girl behind the counter, who obviously is |
0:58.0 | smart enough to get the job, handed her a $10 bill. Okay, 32 cents. They had to go to the change |
1:03.5 | drawer, open up all of the change rolls because they have apparently had never made change. So they |
1:08.0 | had crack open all of them. Then this is the point where it gets fun. She could not figure out 32 cents. |
1:15.6 | So she's staring at it, trying to figure it out, trying to do math in her head, |
1:19.4 | looking at the thing, trying to press the buttons on the pretty picture console that she's got, |
1:24.1 | and can't figure it out. Calls over her friend who's making the coffee. They're trying to figure it |
1:31.2 | out. My stepmom at this point has already told them the answer, just 32 cents, give me my 32 cents. |
1:35.7 | And they proceed to tell her no, get a calculator. I shit you not. They had to get a calculator. |
1:44.2 | These are college age women in Naperville, Illinois. And it took them five minutes while the line got |
1:49.6 | longer and the people got angrier. But they finally figured it out and gave them the 32 cents. Now, |
1:56.3 | you're working in retail. You have a cash register in front of you. Sometimes you have to give people |
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