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He put it in park through the driver's door, ran out the side of the car, across the front of it, and jump right up the side of the bridge in front of you.

The only people really pulled over were truckers.

He said, we're going hot, and he didn't slow down.

He went across the median onto the oncoming traffic,

but where they could see him come and they just got out of the way.

I noticed his plane was really low.

He went right in front of us, hit the fence, and it spun around.

You know, 30 seconds north could have hit us.

And I went around that truck and a guy, stepped out from behind the truck and threw a piece

of wood and shot through my window,

just like a spear, and stuck in the back of the cab of my truck.

That's probably one of the stranger things I've seen.

On your own.

Yeah, yeah, there you go.

Step out in the wild side there, Lou Reed.

Take a walk on the wild side.

Anyway, welcome to Hammer Land Legends. If you'll a crazy wild story, you'd like to share with us from the road, get a contact, Lisa, at Hammerlane Legends at gmail.com. I almost said, I did too. That's why to think for a second. Nope. Wrong one. Hammerlane Legends at gmail.com. I didn't sleep yet today.

And I had coffee. That's a good comment. Those are the best ones. You're either really jacked up. I was at two DMVs today, so whatever. Ted Schipper went. He was driving out. He was trying to drum up support for the DMV. You know, he's out there picketing for him, you know. Support your local DMV

Because he loves him

He loves the DMV

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