What happens if I get possessed by an angel and a demon simultaneously?

Will I ever cook the right amount of pasta?

All of these questions you can find the answer to...

On THIS Paranormal Life!

Hello and welcome to this Paranormal Life,

the comedy Paranormal Podcast,

where every week, myself and Kit Greer sit down and investigate the world of the Paranormal,

whether it be a ghost, a ghoul, sorry, you were on your phone?

I just had to check the time, but I'm doing the intro, man.

Well, it's your take it up in a minute, and the clock says so, so.

Okay, sorry, whether it's a ghost or a ghoul or a paranormal beast,

we come to a conclusion at the end of the podcast,

every episode as to whether or not that thing is truly paranormal or falsely paranormal.

My name is Roy Powers, as I said across from me sits,

Kit Greer, my co-investigator, Kit, how you doing, buddy?

Yeah, man, I've had a chill start to my week so far.

There was a recent storm, the weather's not clearing,

it's nice to see the sun shining, just get aside,

and have a little walk and take it easy, you know?

Sounds good, man. Sounds nice.

Sorry, how are you doing?

I had food poisoning for the first time in my life.

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