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🗓️ 30 January 2023
⏱️ 115 minutes
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"Five friends go to a cabin in the woods. Bad things happen."
Join the gang while we revisit Cabin in the Woods. Does it hold up as well as it did when it came out in 2012? We dive deep into every monster in the hell elevator, every reference they worked into this movie, and every little scare that got Todd.
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1:02.0 | want you to know, you're loved, you're listened to, and you're all a valuable member of this awesome |
1:05.6 | horror, verge of community. And if you want to hang out with us, come to this cabin in the woods, |
1:09.1 | that my cousin owns, that we can all just hang out with, and, you know, be chilled together. |
1:13.3 | Tonight, the gym, we're doing box jumps. What is that? You know it a box jump is, |
1:18.0 | where you jump on the box. This gym doesn't have like wooden boxes, they have like the foam, |
1:22.5 | kind of like, not as sturdy boxes, you know what I'm saying? So it's a squishy box. |
1:26.6 | It's a kind of a squishy box. Are you in a jumpery, which I'd imagine is like a trampoline |
1:31.9 | themed place for kids? No, no, no. You were worried about the box's structural fortitude. |
1:37.2 | Well, they have different size boxes for different size people, but somebody took the big box. |
1:42.0 | People took the big boxes, so I had to get like a smaller box. I'm a big person. And so like, |
1:46.7 | I'm like killing it, killing it, go to jump. My feet hit it and it slides away. And my feet go |
1:52.2 | above my head. And I fall like this and like slow motion. And I see my feet and I'm like, |
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