It's Monday.

And it's Monday.

And the word of the day is Morish, spelled M-O-R-E-I-S-E-H. Oh, okay, good.

Yes, very important, which describes a food so enjoyable that it makes you want to eat more of it.

Used in a sentence, food is morish.

I feel like we've all seen Eli eat some less-ish stuff, though.

A lot of food is moreish.

Yeah, if they didn't want me to eat Ritz crackers by the tube, they wouldn't have made them so convenient to fit into my mouth. That's for. Very sexy. I'm no illusions. I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Heath Enright. And broadcasting delayed from America's Far Center. We are the skeptocrrats. On this week's episode, the Justice Department

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But first, the rest of the intro music.

Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow skeptic rats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick.

Gentlemen, we're going to talk about the news in a second.

So, I don't know.

What's something nice about summer to start us off?

It's 103 degrees where I'm at, Heath.

Cool.

The way that Hulk Hogan died during it.

Yeah.

Positivity.

Like it.

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