253: Our 50 Shades of Grey

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about what middle aged women love.

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Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

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Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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0:00.0	machst camper rpm in the
0:31.0	time. Nice. Hey everyone, welcome to episode 253 of the official podcast. We've always been here since
0:37.4	the dawn of time. We have existed time in morium. So this is just another episode of that permanently.
0:45.5	Exciting stuff this week, but first I want to address the elephant in the room. Yes, I'm currently
0:51.9	wearing a hat and it's 2am. I should not be wearing a hat inside, but I am wearing a hat and I
0:58.2	want to address the reason why it's to keep the hair out of my eyes. So I don't want to hear any
1:02.4	shit from chat or comments about why I'm wearing a hat. It's just a thing that we're going to have to
1:07.4	deal with from this point forward. Thank you. I could get a haircut, but I like, all right, so
1:15.3	what building is a massive thing in my family? Like every man goes bald after like 20, 25 years.
1:22.7	So I'm already like dancing on the edge of that and I am like I am slowly losing my hair. So I'm
1:28.6	trying to retain as much of it while I still can until it gets too bad and then I'll just chop
1:33.9	it all off sadly and never have hair again. Well, I got sad. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you guys sad about
1:44.7	it? You. I'm the one that has to suffer. My beautiful Jackson to be born.
1:49.7	Well, I'm hoping you're a week. I'm, yeah, well, yeah, just donate all of your hair to me.
1:56.7	That'd be nice. I'm hoping that like anti hair aging technology becomes a thing in the next 10
2:04.7	years and then I'll be able to go get stem cells on my hair or something and grow. Why not just wear
2:09.2	wigs? Yeah. A wig. I feel like wigs are only a thing for old people. No, no, no, no, no, I mean,
2:16.5	like cool cause player kind of wigs. You could have like animal hair and shit. Yeah. Yeah.
2:21.7	But no one actually, no one thinks that's cool. No one thinks that's cool. I don't understand.
2:26.0	Let's take a vote right now. I would think it's cool. I would think it's cool. You guys
2:30.6	have the minority by far. People would love it. You in the streets. If you are honestly wearing that,
2:35.7	like, not I don't care. There's about other people's opinions, Jackson. Hey, no,
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