Alright so man why doesn't the Grinch like knock-knock jokes?

I don't know because there's always who's there. Good evening everybody and welcome to the graveyard.

Thank you for joining us tonight.

My name is Adam.

And my name's Matt.

Now!

Pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this is graveyard tails.

All right, here we are again. How you doing tonight, brother?

By Humbug!

Well, same to you.

That's right.

That's right.

Yeah, it's Christmas and traffic everywhere and

and getting in my way at the store and I

Yeah, and I remember living up there in Nashville around this time during the

great everybody it seems like you can't go anywhere up there and everybody's like well it's Christmas shopping and it's like why does it affect everything

but it does I don't know what it is that's right I'm like people

on Christmas shop at the gas station yeah what yeah I guess some I never knew

that they had anything that anybody would want for Christmas I guess you want one of them giant kickcats or something.

Or charger cables and cheap hat.

But no, listen, if you do this, then I am talking to you, okay?

When you're in the grocery store, especially now around holidays

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