Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dylan show audio only episode how fucked are we how disrespectful

What contempt we have for our fans?

We're back in the studio next week. We're having the studio amped up. We're moving

We got a new space in Austin the studio is gonna look the same don't worry your little heads about it

It's gonna be great

But we need to have it done

We're having the pillows fluffed and the curtains steamed and the neon sign is being moved and all of that

And I and I want to apologize for canceling some of the spots in LA. I am no longer in LA

I am not in LA all of the Instagram photos that I have uploaded at sushi restaurants and at the beach are from

Other places they were taken years ago and uploaded today

I am not here. I want to perform in backyards and alleys. I'm listen

Here's a deal with with spots you people have to realize this and I'm terribly

Sad and by the fact that many people don't get this when I do a spot on a show I

I'm doing a 10 minute set maybe 15

Potentially 12 it is not my show. I am not headlining it. I have no control over the show

I don't know when I'm gonna go up and if I book a lot of those spots in the night sometimes with LA traffic and shit like that

I can't get to one of them truly and sometimes when it's a place like the ha ha comedy club

Which I don't didn't know anything about but it was in alley with 12 people in it

I walk in and then I walk out because I don't want to be there you see

I want to do something else so I do it and I'm sorry that you bought seven tickets to it for your birthday

Your birthday at the ha ha comedy club in in alley

It's not Tim Dylan's headlining and we're gonna have a great time

...